Verse 1 (Mark) 
Sunday football I got boot off the pitch 
Some people gamble as a way to get rich 
I gotta find a better way to invest in Zeroes 
They say that rents may damage your health 
I'd rather save it all to spend on myself 
I got a letter of eviction and I'm no hero 

Oh oh oh oh

Bridge (Ben) 
I'm not a saver I'm a spender 
I'm a one weekender 

Chorus (Paul) 
What can we do when our two worlds collide 
There's only ten ways to survive all the chances of knowing 
After a hard day of work I go home 
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go 
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show 
And it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home. 

Verse 2 (Christian) 
I been thinking 'bout the meaning of life 
Plenty of butter but I don't have a knife 
Sure beats the hell outta waiting for a ticket to Reno 
Watching TV makes me really upset 
I Wonder why I haven't been on it yet 
I'm silly waiting for a bowling at Tarantino

Bridge (Ben) 
I'm not a saver I'm a spender 
I'm a one weekender 

Chorus (Paul) 
What can we do when our two worlds collide 
There's only ten ways to survive all the chances of knowing 
After a hard day of work I go home 
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go 
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show 
And it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home.

I still wanna go home.

Chorus (Paul) 
What can we do when our two worlds collide 
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
After a hard day of work I go home 
I dunno where I'm going, but I'm ready to go 
I made a lotta money, but got nothing to show 
And it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home.

Yeah I'm waiting for the train to go home.